KEEP HONKING. I'M RELOADING.

gender is a demolition derby and i am a $500 2003 ford crown victoria on a rural indiana craigslist

about

my name is ash and i'm this many (holds up 27 fingers)
they/it pronouns will work just fine but masculine slang is encouragedim autistic and have a rare subtype of ADHD called AD240p. it makes it so i can only be perceived at extremely low visual qualityi'm a pretty chill person so if we're mutuals we will be as orangutans quietly peeling and sharing fruit with each other

interests

(note that i haven't 100% finished everything on this list so i may not be able to have an in-depth conversation and may be avoiding spoilers, but if it's listed here it is something i am down to talk about. if it's in bold PLEASE talk to me about it)list of favorite characters here

shows/movies:
dungeon meshi, land of the lustrous, jojo's bizarre adventure, house md, hunter x hunter, promare, madoka, the good placevideo games:
tales of (especially symphonia, abyss, crestoria, and vesperia), pokemon, ffxiv, baldur's gate 3, ai: the somnium files, super paper mario, ace attorney, kirby, OFF, undertale/deltarune, yakuzamisc:
tabletop, ocs, cosplay, sewing, pigeons/doves, whatever weekly project catches my interest, bullying yuan ka-fai on the internet

big favorite characters

showing me art or posts about any of these characters will raise my affection +5 points

tales of:
- yuan ka-fai
- (the kharlan heroes in general tbh but mostly yuan)
- colette brunel
- lloyd irving but especially white lion lloyd from tales of asteria
- jade curtiss
- fon master ionland of the lustrous:
- phosphophyllite (especially pre-winter phos)
- antarcticite
- rutile
- padparaschapokemon:
- mew
- pidove
- looker
- raihan
- leon
- sighs. sighs some more. volomisc:
- thistle (dungeon meshi)
- hythlodaeus (ffxiv)
- karlach (baldur's gate 3)
- luigi (yes that luigi)

not so much rules as things to know:

- minors can follow if they want? but i won't follow back unless i know you personally and you're okay with it. i might make nsfw jokes on the tl but i will not direct them at anyone under 18 and i never rt nsfw images- "proshipper" "anti" i don't care!!! get off my lawn!!!! do whatever you want but i am not affiliated with you!!!!!- i id as queer and will use that word to describe myself. just keep it in mind for the sake of your comfort- i have a goldfish brain and forget things often but i do my best to tag appropriately. don't be afraid to ask for anything even if it's "weird" or mundane or w/e, i understand anything can be a trigger so i don't mind being asked- with that said i'm not gonna tag anything lgbt related, or anything related to my main interests, because then i'd basically be tagging everything i post and i'm not sure why you'd wanna follow me anyway- please, just, be nice when replying if we don't know each other. i don't wanna start off on the wrong foot- you don't have to softblock when breaking mutuals but i do appreciate it

my accounts

bsky

tumblr

discord

(requests are open but you gotta say who you are or ill assume you're a bot or smth)

ASH SCI 101 - Introduction to Ash

(a combination of testimonials and funny shit ive said)

"gender is a monopoly and brother, you have property on main street" - ven